Crunchwrap Reboot

"One of your settlements is under attack? Fuel up first, soldier."

— Ash, Field Notes: Sector 7 Heat

🔧 Loadout

  • Chicken breast (diced, then blended into submission)
  • Seasonings: pepper, chili powder, taco seasoning
  • Veg blend:
    • 50g white onion
    • 28g jalapeño
    • 1 tbsp garlic
    • 50g tomato
    • 100g shredded lettuce
  • 42g fat-free cheese
  • 2 Extreme Wellness tortillas (reinforced for crunch)
  • Low-cal tostadas (air fried at 370°F for 4 mins with light oil spray)
  • 60g fat-free Greek yogurt
  • Buffalo sauce (to taste)

🛠 Crafting Instructions

  1. Dice chicken then blend it with seasonings to create post-apocalyptic ground meat.
  2. Cook chicken until done.
  3. In parallel, chop your vegetables and sauté them.
  4. Stir in taco seasoning + a splash of water. Cover and let simmer.
  5. Weigh cheese. Don’t eyeball it. This ain’t amateur hour.
  6. Spray tostadas and air fry (370°F, 4 min).
  7. In a bowl: Greek yogurt + buffalo sauce = survivor’s sauce.
  8. Warm tortillas to make them easier to work with (battle prep).
  9. Assemble Crunchwraps: tortilla base → sauce → chicken → cheese → tostada → veg → lettuce → fold and crisp.
  10. Clean up your zone. Leave no trace for the calorie raiders.

🧾 Final Stats (Yes, with the sauce)

  • ✔️ 520 calories
  • ✔️ 62.3g protein
  • ✔️ 79.9g carbs
  • ✔️ 11g fat

Voice Log: Ash

"Seriously..Just survive, just show up. Comparison is the thief of joy."
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