Ash's Respawn Shake

"System overheating. Mind crashing. Time to reboot."

— Ash, Recovery Bunker 04

Loadout

  • 1 scoop chocolate or vanilla protein powder (your respawn core)
  • ½ frozen banana (nerve stabilizer)
  • 1 tbsp natural peanut butter or almond butter (fat buffer)
  • 1 tsp instant coffee or a shot of espresso (optional — caffeine override)
  • ¾ cup unsweetened almond milk or water (hydration circuit)
  • Ice cubes (for internal cooling protocol)

Crafting Instructions

  1. Add all ingredients to a blender.
  2. Engage full blend mode — until smooth, no resistance left.
  3. Taste test: add more ice or liquid to adjust thickness. Run diagnostic on flavor integrity.
  4. Pour into a tactical vessel (glass, thermos, flask... whatever works).
  5. Consume immediately. You have 30 seconds to comply with deliciousness.

Final Stats (Approximate)

  • ✔️ ~300–350 calories
  • ✔️ 25–30g protein
  • ✔️ 20–25g carbs
  • ✔️ 10–15g fat

Voice Log: Ash

"You don’t need perfection. You need fuel, grit, and a reason to get up again. Start with the shake."
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